Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
No.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
No.
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."
The farmer shot Chuck.