Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.