Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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