Joke #1359

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"

I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.

Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."