Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries.
After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here."
"At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant.
He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, “Oh, no.
We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared 50-50.”
The young man asked the wife if she was going to eat, to which she replied,
“Not yet. It’s his turn to use our teeth.”
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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