Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.