Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London.
The waiter tells them, "Excuse me if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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