Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see!"
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.
One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house.
They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says,
"Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break?
If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...