Joke #3325

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.

A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."

She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?  A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told her to demonstrate. She touched her nose and it hurt. She touched her stomach and it hurt. The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes. "Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"

Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.

She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared and told them to run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become. the brunette ran, jumped off, and said butterfly, the redhead ran jumped and said eagle, the blonde ran tripped over the edge and said "ah shit!"

Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.

A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. Then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it. "Please, honey, don't do it, i'll do anything you want, but please, don't kill yourself!" he pleads. "Shut up! your next!" the blonde says.