A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet."
The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head.
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.
A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore.
The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back.
Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back.
The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."