A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet."
The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
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A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"
The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.
Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?