Joke #4597

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.

What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."

What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”