Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms.
Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.