Joke #6696

What do you call a old snowman? Water.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: kids

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A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, phone, sex, wife
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 49.48 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
A conversation among my Children's Church a while back. A little girl announced proudly to our class one day, "My mommy has a baby in her belly!" The little boy next to her was mortified! "Why did your mommy eat a baby!"
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, family, kids
6 year old kid looking at Mom's ID card. Sex: F He laughs. Mom: "Whats so funny?" Kid: "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." Husband died laughing.
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has 77.32 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, sex, wife
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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has 79.26 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, cop, horse, kids, money
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: kids
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?" "No" says the boy, "he minded his own fucking business."
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has 79.59 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: age, business, chocolate, kids