Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.