Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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