Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.