Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.