Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.