Joke #6754

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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