Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.