Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
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Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
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Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.
The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.
The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious.
The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."