Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
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The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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You hang up a bingo sign!
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country.
O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer.
They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside.
He is gone for a long time.
When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses."
"Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks.
The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
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A: Curly hare.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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