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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple." This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny. He exclaims, "R is for rats big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!"
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Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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