Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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A married couple go to a restaurant.
A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!"
Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!"
Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!"
Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
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Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife.
After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on.
She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit.
But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all.
So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh," said the old man, hugging her.
"For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."
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