Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse.
One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet."
They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?"
The other replies, "I'm having a ball!"
Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?
A: It got pissed off.
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony?
A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart.
It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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