Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
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"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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Friend 1: "No, expired."
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A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
We have some for 75 cents a peace.
The man asks for two.
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The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
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How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
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When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
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