Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.