Joke #7085

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun." When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!" The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?" The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."
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A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me." "I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."
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What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
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A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
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Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks? A: Better traction.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A: Tell them you can't cum.
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A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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