If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.