This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card.
She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual.
The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”
The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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A: No make-up.
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She opened it up and it was a tea pot.
She said "What a wonderful tea port darling - thank you."
The boy said "That's good."
Mum said "However I already have a tea pot."
The boy replied "No you haven't - I broke it."
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
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My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December 30th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life?
Third grade.