Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?
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Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A: Place to hang their air freshener.
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house.
His mother had Puritan principals.
The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice.
"Mom, can I escort Helen?"
The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
When can women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded.
One day a woman knocked at his door.
“Is that your big dog outside?”
Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?”
She said "I’m sorry but my dog just killed him!”
“What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?”
“A Peke” Replied the woman.
“A Peke? How could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?”
“I think it got stuck in his throat!” replied the woman.
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.