A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A: Self-employed.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.