A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?