I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.