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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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