When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.