My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt! So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
16 and Pregnant. 15 and Fucking. 14 and Sucking. 13 and Licking. 12 and Fingering. 11 and Touching. 9 and Kissing. 8 and Wondering. Welcome To Our Fucked Up Generation...
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...