‘Its been a rough day.
I put on a shirt and a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.
I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."