Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.