Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.