Joke #7798

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"