Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.