Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.