Joke #7798

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.