Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"