Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.