Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.