Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.