Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.