Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.