Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
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Three couples are having a picnic.
One man says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey."
The second man says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar."
Then the third man says to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, pig."
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.