How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it
Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach, a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl asks, "hats under there?"
So the man answers , "A bird..."
The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital & in alot of pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they got there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man...?
She answers, "I din't do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!"
Why does a penis have a hole at the end?
So guys can be open-minded.
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down."
The man is incredulous and asks why.
The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
How is a man like a microwave oven?
Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.