Joke #7934

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked. One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this. Yep I was a very dumb child.

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.