Joke #7934

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.