Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
Vote:
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute.
The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall.
He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected.
The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.
Yo momma's so fat...
The animals at the zoo feed her.