Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls.
They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie.
When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture.
The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porn theatre to see the adult movie.
With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row of the adult cinema, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M, bondage and even a dog.
After a while watching the adult movie, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.