Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.