Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.