Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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She asked sue, "how was your weekend?"
"Good."
Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me."
Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?"
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"Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
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