Joke #7934

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown. She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep. She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?" "Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car. The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.