Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."