Joke #7934

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!

One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."

What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.