Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.