Joke #3503

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.