Joke #3503

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.

Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.

Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.