Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...