Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.