Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.