Joke #3503

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.

Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.