When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.