When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.