Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.