Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.