Joke #797

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. "Why didn't you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court's time?" The judge demanded. "Well," Paddy responded, "until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent."

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.