What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k?
A pain in the ass!
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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?"
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says,
"Yes, I Love them."
Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?"
Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused"
Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.
They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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