If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
