A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?" The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo." "Oh my, which way is it heading?" "Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"