Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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We killed the only one with a dream.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
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A: Free Pork.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.