Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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