Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work.
They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs
He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."
He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired."
The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd.
They immediately get to work.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work.
He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy.
He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy.
He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"
All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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