Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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Because they cant read.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"