Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
Vote:
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Vote:
Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Vote:
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Vote:
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
Vote:
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
Vote:
Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
Vote: