Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.