Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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