Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.