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Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.