Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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