Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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