Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?