Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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