Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"