What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
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It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
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The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
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