What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"
The parrot says, "Africa…"
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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