Joke #5885

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."

A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"

Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.

How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.

Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.