What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
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A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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