What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.