What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.