What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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