What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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