What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children