What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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