What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.