What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
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A: Cocoa puffs.
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The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
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A: A pack of Gorillas.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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