Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
Vote:
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Vote:
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
Vote: