Joke #3241

Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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