Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Black magic... It doesn't work.