Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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