Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
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A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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