Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
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Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
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Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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He hit his nose.
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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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