The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.