Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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