Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!