Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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