Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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