Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.