Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city.
The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city.
A man responded to the ad.
The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million.
He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials.
There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered.
The mayor agreed to the terms.
The man went to his car and brought back a small box.
He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon.
He released the pigeon into the air.
Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon.
The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box.
The mayor was totally amazed by this.
The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work.
The mayor told the man that he had a question for him.
The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million.
The mayor said that his question was worth the cost.
The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!