Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
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A: Because the air is free.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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