Joke #3258

Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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