There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.