Joke #3600

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.

Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.

What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."

A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"

Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!