There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
Vote:
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
Vote:
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Vote:
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.