There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.