Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.