Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton