Joke #8343

Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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