Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.