Joke #1851

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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